4 months ago with 145,025 notes via theartofspiritbending source: mrbradcorey

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

4 months ago with 204,161 notes via ruyukomatoi source: psiioniic

turtleplz:

vejiicakes:

suggestivecacti:

oh my god

the squirrel

is trying to bury

the nut

in the dog’s fur

and the dog is just like

um

excuse me

sorry

but i’m not designed for that

sorry

Oh my god his tiny little hand motions are adorable. <3<3

4 months ago with 217,073 notes via slytheringranger source: youtube.com

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

painlock:

I know.

4 months ago with 8,464 notes via theartofspiritbending source: painlock

didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

4 months ago with 222,645 notes via pandoralily source: didney-worl-no-uta
  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell
4 months ago with 107,866 notes via pandoralily source: voldemortsblog

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

4 months ago with 230,293 notes via dinosonzii source: canadianslut
I thought I’d lost you! Nah, not on a night like this. This is a night for lost things being found.

    Conversation I heard in Starbucks

  •  *A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she'd like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she's not interested. The guy begins to rant about how "nice guys finish last"*
  • Guy: I've known you since freshman year! I've been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
  • Girl: So just because you're there for me, I should date you? Is that what you're saying?
  • Guy: I'm just saying you should give me a chance.
  • Girl: Listen, I just don't like you in that way. I'm not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
  • Guy: Why don't you like me? It's because I'm not an asshole, huh?
  • Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don't play the "nice guys finish last" card.
  • Guy: I'm just saying what needs to be said. You don't appreciate all the things that I've done for you.
  • Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?
  • Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your...you know....
  • Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
  • Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you're causing a scene-.
  • Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
  • Girl: I don't owe you ANYTHING. I'm grateful for the things you've done for me, but it's hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you're doing right now.
  • Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other "friend-zoned" guys out there.
  •  *the whole cafe sits in silence*
  •  *barista starts clapping*
4 months ago with 165,051 notes via centurieshurley source: thefutureauthor

imsirius:

make me choose:  Ginny or Luna (for Shannon)

4 months ago with 6,483 notes via acciomirroroferised source: imsirius

Harry Potter Houses Minimalist - Gryffindor

4 months ago with 1,059 notes via acciomirroroferised source: odaenerys
4 months ago with 17,103 notes via milkovicho

MAKE ME CHOOSE:
fallenmoongirl asked: Quidditch or Duelling

4 months ago with 6,382 notes via acciomirroroferised source: stupidape

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

4 months ago with 434,797 notes via dinosonzii source: dorfs
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